I DO NOT Heart Romeo & Juliet

I just watched a Bollywood rendition of Romeo and Juliet. BARF!! The actual name of the movie is not even worth remembering, plus I don't understand it 'cause it's in Hindi (although I still think Amir Kahn is a fabulous actor). Anyway, I completely felt like pulling the DVD out of the player and SHREDDING it! If it didn't belong to NetFlix I probably would. All I can say is, may I NEVER be Juliet, and may Romeo NEVER find me. Otherwise we'll both just end up dead before we're 30 with nothing to show for our pathetic lives. Ugh! Alright. Enough violent words. Good night.